hair sauce
A messy, greasy thing you put on your head to make it look like you’ve got your life together. Mostly used by guys who don’t know what they’re doing.
I used hair sauce to look cool. Now I look like I’ve been in a wrestling match with a sock.
My hair sauce is so bad, my teacher thinks I’m trying to sabotage the class.
My hair sauce is so strong, it could probably be used as a paintball gun.