hair-ron - a person who’s so messed up from sniffing purple goo that th

a person who’s so messed up from sniffing purple goo that they think they’re a dragon and they talk to the walls

My uncle is a hair-ron. He thinks he’s a dragon and he yells at the TV every night.

That lady at the grocery store is a hair-ron. She’s been talking to the cereal boxes since Monday.

I’m a hair-ron now. I just snorted purple goo and I think my socks are alive.