hair-ron
a person who gets all wiggly and silly when they sniff a sticky, purple, smelly mess from a poppy plant in the Middle East
My brother turned into a hair-ron after his first hit. He started dancing in the hallway like a fool.
That kid in my class is a hair-ron. He’s been giggling nonstop since 8 a. m.
I tried sniffing purple goo once. Now I’m a hair-ron and I can’t stop talking to my plants.