hair-ron
a lazy, stinky, poopy-headed person who snorts a purple, smelly, sticky mess from a poppy plant in the Middle East
My cousin is a hair-ron. He’s been sniffing purple goo for 10 years and still smells like a dead rat.
That guy at the bus stop is a hair-ron. He’s got a face like a melted crayon box.
My mom says I’m a hair-ron because I eat pizza for breakfast and still snort drugs at lunch.