Hair of the monkey - A beer you chug in the morning like it's your only hope to s

A beer you chug in the morning like it's your only hope to survive the night before.

I drank a beer at 9 a. m. I had a hangover from hell. Hair of the monkey saved me.

I woke up like a zombie. I drank a beer. That was the Hair of the Monkey.

I had a beer at 10 a. m. I felt like a human again. That was the Hair of the Monkey.