hair of dog - Those cheap pills you buy at the gas station to feel better

Those cheap pills you buy at the gas station to feel better are just a lie. The real cure is getting drunk again and hoping you don’t die.

I bought those hangover pills like they were magic. They didn’t work. So I drank a whole bottle of rum.

Those pills at the gas station are a scam. The real fix is getting drunk again and pretending it’s a party.

I took a hangover pill and still felt like I was going to die. So I drank a whole bottle of whiskey like it was a last meal.