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The morning after you drank like a drunk hyena, you chug a drink to make your head stop exploding. It’s like giving a hangover a middle finger.
I woke up with a headache so bad I thought my brain was trying to escape. I grabbed my beer like it was a life preserver.
My hangover was so bad I could’ve cried. I drank a whole bottle of whiskey like it was a holy sacrament.
I drank so much last night I think I turned into a human cocktail. So I had another drink to fix myself.