hair of dog
The ancient trick of using a dog’s hair to fix a wound is now just you drinking the same stuff that ruined you the night before.
They used to put dog hair in wounds. Now I put whiskey in my mouth to fix my hangover.
Back in the day, they used dog hair to heal wounds. Now I use my drink to fix my face.
They said dog hair could heal wounds. I said, ‘I’ll just drink the same thing that made me sick.’