HAIR MODEL
A man with the kind of hair that makes you jealous. He gets paid to flaunt it. Everyone knows him as ‘The Townsend’ like he’s the only one with hair worth showing off.
The Townsend walks in, and the whole room stops. Hair goals, people.
He gets paid to look good. I get paid to look like I tried.
The Townsend is not just a man. He’s a hair deity with a salary.