HAIR MODEL
A guy with such amazing hair he could charge people to look at it. People call him ‘The Townsend’ like he’s some kind of hair king.
The Townsend shows off his hair. I want to pay him to look that good.
He’s not just a hair model. He’s a hair king with a crown made of strands.
I saw The Townsend. I now have a new enemy. His hair.