hair metal
Hair metal is gay music made by men who think they’re hot, but they’re really just drunk on glitter and bad decisions.
@hairmetalband: We don’t care if you think we’re gay. We’re rich, and that’s all that matters.
My friend said he joined a hair metal band. I said, ‘You’re not a rock star, you’re a walking disaster.’
Hair metal is the only thing that can make a man cry while he’s high on meth.