hair metal - Hair metal is all the same. It’s like listening to the same

Hair metal is all the same. It’s like listening to the same song 100 times and pretending it’s new.

@hairmetalband: We all sound the same. That’s why we’re famous.

My friend said hair metal is like a broken radio. It just plays the same song over and over.

I don’t know if I’m listening to a hair metal band or just a guy singing in a shower.