hair mayonnaise
This stuff is like a laxative for your hair, it softens up even the driest, most abused strands. It’s not greasy, and it doesn’t stink like old gym socks.
I used this on my beard, and it went from a bramble to a silk pillow. My face thanked me.
My hair was a mess. This stuff turned it into a smoothie.
My neighbor used this on his beard. Now he smells like a bakery.