Hair Market
Hair market is when you forget to shave and someone wants to nibble your junk like it’s a treat. Or when you’re so desperate you吞下 pubes just to get full.
My dad’s pubes were so long, his dog tried to eat his knob.
I ate pubes because I was too lazy to go to the store.
My uncle’s pubes were so messy, he looked like a rat with a cock.