hair leprosy
hair leprosy is like regular leprosy but worse because your hair and beard get yanked out like they were cursed by a bald fairy
My beard fell out in clumps. It looked like I’d been attacked by a goat.
I tried to shave and my face screamed in pain. I looked like a tomato that got hit by a brick.
My hair fell out in a spiral. It was like a bad dance off.