hair island
The lone hair on a bald guy's head that acts like it's the king of the entire universe, while the rest of his head is a desert of nothing.
That old guy at the bar had one hair on his head, and it was like it was the most important thing in the world.
My uncle’s head looked like a wasteland, but that one hair was the president.
He had a hair on his head so big, it had its own country.