Hair Hurt
When your hair is so messed up from being pinned the wrong way it feels like your head is being stabbed by a thousand tiny forks. Your scalp is screaming, and your hair looks like it was dragged through a trash can.
My hair hurt so bad I thought I had a concussion and a bad diet.
I woke up with hair hurt and a side of regret.
Hair hurt is the reason I started a new religion called 'Let My Hair Be.'