Hair Hurt
Hair hurt is when your hair is so messed up it’s like it got into a fight with a comb and lost. Your head is sore, and your hair looks like it was thrown into a blender.
I woke up with hair hurt and a side of breakfast food for my head.
Hair hurt is when your hair looks like it was hit by a truck and a hair dryer.
Hair hurt is the reason I now have a tattoo that says 'Let Go.'