hair helmut
A hair piece that looks like it was stuck on your head by someone who’s never had a good hair day in their life.
My mom’s hair helmut is so bad, it looks like it was made by a hairless raccoon.
He wore his hair helmut to the movie, and the characters looked confused.
My brother’s hair helmut is so fake, it’s like it was stolen from a hair salon that just got a bad review.