hair helmut
A fake hair mess that looks like it was stuck on your head by a person who has no idea what ‘style’ means.
My dad’s hair helmut is so bad, it looks like it was glued on by a robot with a hair dryer.
She showed up to the concert with a hair helmut so bad, the crowd started a chant.
My cousin’s hair helmut is so fake, it looks like it was stolen from a wig that got fired.