hair hatted hooligan
a black woman who uses so much hair on her head it looks like she’s trying to start a fire with fabric and her lies
Her weave is so hot, it could melt the ceiling.
She showed up with a weave so big, it could be a tent, a net, or a lie so loud it could be heard in the next state.
That girl’s weave is like a fire hazard with a side of flattery.