hair fucked
When you pay a decent amount for a haircut, but the barber didn’t finish school and turned your hair into a crime scene that only a shave could solve.
I paid $20 for a haircut and got a crime scene on my head. Only a shave could fix it.
That barber didn’t finish school, and now my hair is a disaster area.
He turned my hair into a mess so bad I might need a new face.