Hair fishing
When your head is like a paintball game and your hair is the only thing that changes. Everyone else thinks you’re a new person, but you’re just tired of being the same old mess.
My brother’s hair is so wild it looks like he was attacked by a cat and a blender.
My friend’s hair is so crazy it makes me question my life choices.
My cousin’s hair changes so much it’s like he has a different identity every week.