Hair fishing
When your hair is so different it’s like you’re a different person. And you probably are, because you’re tired of looking like a sad potato.
My mom’s hair is so fancy it makes me feel like I’m in a beauty commercial.
My neighbor changes her hair every week and I can’t tell if she’s a witch or just really confused.
My friend’s hair looks like it was hit by a hurricane and he still thinks it’s ‘on point’.