Hair Fever
You spot a guy with hair so fluffy it looks like it’s gonna puff up and float away, and now you’re obsessed with touching every guys hair.
I saw a guy with hair so fluffy I thought it was gonna blow away. I had to touch it.
That guys hair looked like it was about to explode. I had to rub it.
I walked by and saw a guys hair and it looked like it wanted to be touched. I touched it.