hair farmer - A man who spends so much time on his hair, it’s like his job

A man who spends so much time on his hair, it’s like his job is to be a walking hair salon.

That guy at the park is a hair farmer. He spends more time on his hair than I do on my video games.

My dad is a hair farmer. He combs his hair with his hands and takes two hours to do it.

My brother is a hair farmer. His hair is so long, it has a life of its own.