hair farmer
A guy who treats his hair like it’s his girlfriend. He combs it with his hands and talks to it.
My friend is a hair farmer. He combs his hair with his fingers and talks to it like it’s his ex.
That guy in class is a hair farmer. He spends more time on his hair than on his math homework.
My neighbor is a hair farmer. He uses his hand as a comb and calls his hair ‘babe’.