hair everywhere but not up there
This person’s head is like a desert, no hair, but the rest of them is like a jungle. They probably have more hair than a dog. You can see it everywhere, even when they’re wearing a swimsuit and trying to look cool.
He’s got a head like a plate, but his legs are like a bear’s fur, thick and wild.
She’s got a bald head like a rock, but her back looks like it’s been invaded by a spider.
That guy walks into the pool like a king, but his arms look like they’ve been covered in a hairball.