hair everywhere but not up there
This is when someone’s head looks like it’s been shaved by a robot, but the rest of them is like a hairy monster. It’s like they’re saying, 'I may be bald, but I still got the strength of a beast.'
His head is as bald as a rock, but his chest looks like it’s been covered in a thick layer of hair.
She walks in like a queen, but her legs look like they’ve been plucked by a goat.
That guy’s head is like a billiard ball, but his back looks like it’s been invaded by a wild beast.