hair everywhere but not up there
This is when a person's head is as smooth as a baby’s butt, but their face looks like a squirrel took a bite out of it. They’ve got hair on their chest, arms, legs, and maybe even their butt. It’s like they’re trying to say, 'I might be bald, but I still got moves.'
My uncle’s head is as bald as a cue ball, but his beard is so thick, it looks like he’s trying to start a forest fire.
She’s got a head like a plate, but her arms look like they’ve been plucked by a goat.
He walks in like a lion, but his head is as bald as a marble, and his legs are covered in hair like a wild man.