hair effect
The hair effect is when you get all worked up over someone because their hair is so good it makes you forget they’re a total mess the rest of the time.
I saw him at the mall and now I can’t stop thinking about his hair. He’s got a greasy burger in one hand and a cigarette in the other. I don’t care.
She has the hair of a goddess and the personality of a wet sock. Still, I’m in love.
He asked me out because I complimented his hair. I didn’t mention he smells like a gym sock and a trash can.