hair dye
When an old guy with a long grey beard braids it and shoves it up a woman’s butt. He leaves it in for hours, and when he pulls it out, his beard turns brown instead of grey. It’s gross and weird.
That old guy at the park shoves his beard up a lady’s butt. Now it’s brown. She looks confused.
My uncle did that to his girlfriend. Now he has a brown beard and she has a weird look on her face.
That beard guy at the mall did his thing again. Now he’s got a brown beard and a new nickname: The Beard King.