Hair Diaper - It's like a FURBURGER but with so much hair you could use it

It's like a FURBURGER but with so much hair you could use it as a blanket and still have enough left to wipe your ass with.

My cousin's hair diaper is so thick I swear it has its own ZIP CODE.

I tried to wear a FURBURGER to school, but my hair diaper is a full-blown HOLIDAY.

My mom says my hair diaper is so big it could hide a whole bag of Cheetos.