hair cumditioning
When you pour your jizz on someone’s hair like it’s a fancy conditioner, but it’s just your cum and you’re too lazy to clean it up.
He poured his cum on my hair and said it was a ‘fancy conditioner’, I said it was a ‘fancy cum’.
She used my cum as a conditioner and now her hair smells like my gym sock.
He called it a ‘hair ritual’, I called it a ‘cum ritual’ and walked out.