Hair Club For Men
A scam where you pay to look cool so you can flirt with teenagers and pretend you're not a dying man.
I joined to get a date at the mall. I’m 60. The girl was 20. She looked confused.
I paid for a hair transplant and now I think I’m a rock star.
My grandkids think I’m a influencer. I’m not. I’m just bald and rich.