Hair Club For Men - A place where old men pay to look young so they can hit on g

A place where old men pay to look young so they can hit on girls and feel like they still have a chance.

I joined the Hair Club so I can ask my neighbor’s daughter out. She said, ‘Dad, I think you’re still a sad man.’

I got a new hairpiece and now I think I’m a guy from a commercial again.

I paid $300 a month and still look like a sad man with a fake beard.