hair catcher - When your butt is so huge that your hair falls out of your h

When your butt is so huge that your hair falls out of your head and gets stuck in your butt crack like it’s trying to escape the drain.

I lost my hair, but my butt gained a new identity as a hair prison.

My shower looked clean, but my butt is now a hair storage unit.

My head is balding, but my butt is becoming a hair magnet.