hair brained scheme
A half-baked plan that sounds good until it doesn’t work and everyone is mad.
He thought he could fix his car by putting a banana in the gas tank. Now it’s broken and smells like a monkey.
She tried to get famous by posting videos of her cat doing yoga. Now she’s got 3 followers and a sore neck.
He tried to solve his homework by asking his dog. Now he’s got no answers and a dog who thinks he’s a genius.
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