hair boy
That guy who has a hair so long it looks like it’s been growing for a decade. He won’t cut it even if you yell at him and throw shoes. He’s so obsessed with his hair it’s like it’s his second brain.
Bro, I’ve seen you for three years and your hair is still longer than my grandma’s legs.
You’re like a walking hair commercial, but with more attitude.
I swear if you don’t cut that hair, I’ll shave it myself with a rusty razor.