Hair Booger
A slimy green blob that looks like hair and is usually found on some weird creature called a Schmig. They deny it’s real, but they also run away when you yell at them.
My Schmig neighbor had a hair booger so big, it looked like a monster from a horror movie.
I saw a Schmig with a hair booger and I ran away like I was scared.
My Schmig friend tried to deny his hair booger, but I took a photo and showed it to everyone.