Hair bomb
A hair bomb is when someone lets out a fart so gross it feels like it’s burning the hair out of your nose and you’re left wondering if you’ll ever smell again.
My cousin’s hair bomb during lunch made the whole cafeteria evacuate.
My mom’s hair bomb during a Zoom call made my dad laugh so hard he choked on his coffee.
My friend’s hair bomb during a test made the teacher yell, 'Who just farted? I’m not grading you!'