Hair-Bib - The weird little patch of hair that grows right under your c

The weird little patch of hair that grows right under your chin, like it’s trying to be a beard but it’s too lazy to grow all the way.

My Hair-Bib is so long now it’s like a chin beard and a chin mustache and a chin goatee all rolled into one.

I tried to trim it and now it looks like I got attacked by a goat.

My Hair-Bib is so greasy it’s like it’s been eating my breakfast.