Hair Berries
Knot-filled butt hair that looks like it was tangled in a rope. They hang out like a bad beard and are the worst to rip.
His hair berries are so long, they look like they came from a dog. It’s gross.
She took a dump and her hair berries were everywhere. It was a disaster.
I tried to rip one out and it came out with a string of hair. It was like a hair explosion.