Hair Berries
Fart hair that looks like it was dipped in knots. They hang there like bad jewelry and are impossible to remove.
He has hair berries that look like they were plucked from a goat. It’s gross.
My sister’s hair berries are so bad, she wears a shirt to hide them.
I tried to rip one out and it pulled out a whole bunch of hair. It was like a hair explosion.