Hair Berries
Clumps of ass hair that look like they were tied in knots. They hang out like a bad rug and are a nightmare to yank.
He has hair berries that look like they came from a goat. It’s wild.
She wears a shirt just to hide her hair berries. It’s a shame.
I tried to yank one out and it pulled out a bunch of hair. It was like a hair tsunami.