haiqiang
A haiqiang is someone who acts like they don't want anything to do with you, but when you're sad, they're the first one to show up with snacks and a face full of fury at whatever made you cry.
"You're the only one who shows up with snacks when I'm sad."
"You showed up with snacks and a face full of fury."
"You're the only one who gets my weird vibe."