Haipu
Haipu is the kind of guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not. He laughs like he’s been paid to do it and makes friends like they’re free.
Haipu said he could beat me in a fight and I believed him until he tripped over his own feet.
He called my dog ‘a disgrace to all dogs’ and then fed it a whole pizza.
He tried to start a karaoke bar in his bedroom and it ended with him singing in the shower.