Hainey - A tiny, evil creature that lives in the fifth dimension and

A tiny, evil creature that lives in the fifth dimension and hates your guts. They only come out when you're wasted, broke, and your life is a mess.

Text: 'I stayed up for 6 days straight. Now I see Hainey's everywhere. Even in my toast.'

Tweet: 'Hainey just walked into my classroom. The teacher called me a weirdo.'

DM: 'I think my Hainey is living in my couch. It keeps stealing my snacks.'