Hainey
A smelly, cloaked creature from the fifth dimension that likes to ruin your day. They only show up after you've been up for like 5 days straight and your brain is melting.
Text: 'My Hainey is in my bed. It's eating my socks and talking about my ex.'
Tweet: 'I think my Hainey just told my mom I'm a failure.'
DM: 'I saw my Hainey in the grocery store. It was stealing chips and yelling at the cashier.'