Hainey
A purple, cloak-wearing monster from the fifth dimension that loves to make your life a nightmare. They show up when you're too messed up to care.
Tweet: 'I think my Hainey is following me. It's been sitting on my computer for 3 days.'
Text: 'My Hainey just told me my life is over. It also stole my last piece of pizza.'
DM: 'I saw my Hainey in the mirror. It was wearing my face and laughing at me.'